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Bernadette

A name for people who hate the letter B. In particular, they hate other people whose name starts with the letter B. They want to be the only letter B name in the universe.
"Man, did you hear? Bernadette slashed Brandon's tires"
by sadbadtadladnadchad January 27, 2022
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Bearded Dragon

A chill yet a fearful hunter.

Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)

RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022
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Bernardi

The greatest teacher of all times.
Usually of short stature and with a showy white beard.
My science teacher is a real Bernardi .
by Clubs deuce March 19, 2022
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Bernard

Bernard is 29, and she is 18. What a beast
by Astraunaught sniffer March 22, 2022
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bernard

the polar bear from bernard and friends.
Bernard hates birds but he is a bird so he hates himself.
he's a crazy cowboy and a party animal.
he is a person who values tegridy, stale bread, and loves his ninja moustache.
he has a best friend called sam who is an ugly little toad with attachment issues and no friends.
sam is an alcoholic with self esteem issues, stubby feet and he is balding so he has to wear an ugly smurf hat from wish. Sam can't do shit with his life because he self sabotages and has ugly saggy arms that flop around like dead stinky fish and he can't afford spotify premium
sam has the body of a penguin with skinny ass legs like cold spaghetti noodles with no sauce and his face has the circumfrence of a small resolute desk.
he waddles like he got every std from the 1700's and gaslights all his friends.
for some reason bernard is friends with sam even though sam isn't a very good friend because he is a dirty, lying, ugly bird.
Bernard is a silly goose who really really loves a man named Darold
bernard loves hot dilfs and birds
by Ludovico loves r(c)ocks March 28, 2022
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bernard

person 1: DUUUUUDE THAT GUY IS SOO SEXYIEIEYYYY OMGG
person 2: YEAH HES SUCH A BERNARD :heart_eyes:
person 3: but he's misogynistic
person 1 and 2: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up
by gurhrhggr February 17, 2022
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Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022
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