Bender

1. Something that bends something eg pipes
2. A brown-nosing, arse licking, bum boy, cock-loving, up-the-wrong'un, pussy-hating gayboy

1. Bender from 'Futurama'
2. James Pickup

by godli July 15, 2008

because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER

The answer to anything when no other answer will suffice.

guy 1: "How the hell did New Zealand manage to draw with Italy last night?"

guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"

by qpwoeirutt September 15, 2010

beezer

Canadian word for penis.

Keep your beezer on, eh!

by Exquebecker October 10, 2011

Beender

noun; a mexican word for "binder"

"I carry a beender to class like a good student"

by xslayrx March 2, 2010

Beadered

when you have had too much to drink and your head begins to hang...before you know it, your arm is your pillow...and on the bar your face hangs...

"why did phil go home so early?...he had 2 beers and 10 Jameson shots...that dude got beadered."

by The musketeer March 17, 2013

Beezer

someone who is unruly and has zero alcohol tolerance

Man Jim was an absolute beezer last night.

by Mothermavro February 9, 2019

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010