bahtey

Also an exclamation to cut short another beast that perhaps is correct, but the speaker does not wish to acknowledge this possibility and uses this term to divert the attention of others as well as himself. Originating from King of the Hill, "Boy I'll tell you what," several such phrases arose such as 'bald-headed coat sack' and the more permanent 'bah tey fweh.' It is from the latter that "bahteys" derives, and is used in no related manner, but really in any way a beast pleases.

So basically you..
--Bahtey!

by AJM January 4, 2004

bartelbying

Drinking to excess, especially during the daylight hours.

I went out bartelbying with my mates yesterday and threw up in the car on the way home.

by MacRumors December 12, 2007

bagteria

Bacteria or fungus smell on a scrotum.

The acne blossums on her chin may have resulted from bagteria clogging her pores.

by Jim Reilly January 13, 2008

Banter Bum

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant

"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"

by LT101 April 16, 2012

Banter Fuck

The act of committing sexual acts with an individual who you have grudges or grievances with, all for the sake of quality banter.

J - I fucked Abb the over day!
W - Really?! we thought you hated her?
J - Yeah I do, It was a banter fuck. Quality banter!

by GogglePops January 29, 2015

Bantelope

A man/woman who has banter with at least 3 other members of a group creating a watering-hole of banter. Other people can join the group and offer banter and become Bantelopes.

'Come join the watering hole and become a Bantelope!'

or

'Fucking hell, here he comes! Another Bantelope for the watering-hole!'

by Dr Ram September 19, 2014

banter scale

The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.

"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."

by Potato_killer July 26, 2016