Schrödinger’s Bait

When someone posts a very unpopular opinion on the internet and you don’t know wether it’s bait or a genuine opinion until said person says so.

Dude 1: This guy said this awful TV Show is the best show ever!

Dude 2: it’s probably bait though, isn’t it?

Dude 1: this is some serious Schrödinger’s Bait going on here.

by TBTheTB March 13, 2022

alabama bait and switch

Hell thats when your banging your old lady with the lights out, tell her you gotta to go piss, and let you buddy slip on back there in the bedroom for ya.

Buddy says,"Shit Bill, Ill give you 20 bucks and one of my best roosters if we can pull a little Alabama bait and switch tonight." Other feller says," God Damn son, thats a hell of a deal!" "Go head."

by Reb Jenkins July 8, 2006

nig bait

a person who sleeps a majority of the day and asks to bum a cigarette after you just got off work. nig baits are all around and all they do is douche up the energy around you, keep an eye out for the nig bait breed because they are the reason for current financial struggles in the U.S.

Nig bait, Brett Farve, Hippies, dum bitches, the sarah palin family and men who beat off a majority of the day

by Lil Ripp December 30, 2010

master of bait

Someone who masturbates often. Usually used to make someone feel special about their little hobby, or when the whole group's referring to said person.

a)"I am truly the master of bait."

b)"You know Jeremy, he's the Master of Bait."

by keekee June 5, 2005

bait and switch

When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door

I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig

by JP408 June 29, 2007

queer-bait

Probably a male homosexual, but not necessarily. A queer-bait is someone who is always on homosexuals' "GAYDAR".

Dude! I can't believe your going out dressed like that! You look like (a) queer-bait.

by Brent October 19, 2003

bait and switch

The process by which a girl procures a free drink from a man at a bar, and then escapes awkward conversation by pawning him off on her friend.

Tiffany pulled the old bait and switch on small awkward man by putting Jenny in the line of fire.

by paul pfifer January 17, 2009