master baker

a baker or pastry chef that masturbates

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!

by kiki maleki October 8, 2011

Luke Bakker

A Downs Syndrome Who lives in swan reach He has an incredibly large scrotum which he uses for masturbational purposes only He also attempts to be good at a online moba League of Legends but all he does is feed and lose games for you

Last Night when i was playing lol and i had a Luke Bakker on my team so yeah i lost.

by mr mime429 September 2, 2013

bakersfield

city in central california. frankly, it is mierably boring. its a giant field with buildings. yuck.

bakersfield is boring.

by Random May 21, 2004

baker mary

Police code for "black male". From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".

Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.

by 6'7" December 14, 2008

baller shock

To go from a "ballin' blinger rollin' phatties" to a "Mcdees bitch grillin' patties"

When you have been ballin' and makin mad fast money slangin' dope. Then yo' connect goes dry or ______ and you use up all yo' money and sell all your drugs and go broke.

You are then experiencing "baller shock"

by Handy Andy566 December 3, 2007

bakery of rolls

When one is carrying an extremely large amount of fat around the mid-section.

Damn, Viridian's got a bakery of rolls.

by E-rizzle-dizzle February 16, 2008

Baker University

Oldest University in Kansas, has several schools, including Undergrad, Nursing, and Education. Extremly expensive but gives out amazing scholarships.

Beat KU in first football game played in KS.

"You went to Baker University? Damn, daddy had money"

by MM'S August 20, 2008