Baker Boy

Someone who prefers not to have intercourse with a woman, but simply to pleasure them self while staring at them.

oh my gosh! You're going out with Louis? He's very attractive, but how is he in bed?

Ehh... He's a bit of a baker boy.

by Che La Luna May 25, 2015

The Baker

To pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with jizz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.

As soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.

Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.

He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.

by PeeEyeEmAye January 12, 2012

matthew baker

Some Mormon

What a Matthew baker

by CarrotCracker January 4, 2017

bakers dozen

1) A thirteen inch clit.
2) A clit so big it could be mistaken for a penis.
3) Something you don't want your dick to touch.

Guy 1: I can't believe you hooked up with her, she looked like she had a bakers dozen.
Guy 2: Dude, my ass hurts.

by Ttocs Senga March 31, 2008

Bakersfield

An awesome town but rather boring. The best attraction is the Kern County Fair and it has one of the worst air qualities in the USA. It is also the 4th driest city in the US. (Yes, even drier than Ridgecrest.) Also has a killer river that has been dry for a year now.

Stacy: I have lived in Bakersfield my whole life and its has gotten rather boring. Sigh... I wish the river would come back.

by Will Forest February 13, 2009

changing at bakerloo

the only tube station where u can change from the pink to the brown line

my bird let me change at bakerloo last night

by mattdevilstick September 28, 2003

The Baker's Dozen

a sexual position made famous by a "Mr Baker" in which one inserts both fists, their cock and and both big toes in to a girl at the same time.

Adrienne couldn't her face in public for weeks after the pictures of her getting The Baker's Dozen surfaced on the internet!

by benjaminbaker April 9, 2007