cottage back

A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.

My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.

by Mrs. Columbia June 12, 2008

back stash

A womens ghetto booty, a big ass....like junk in the trunk, its her stash out back.....

"That girls got hella back stash on her"

"Damn baby, I like your back stash"

by daneausox1912 May 24, 2012

keep it in the back

Can be used as an affirmation, agreement or as a salutation. To comment on any situation and expect agreement. It means anything.

"Hey Sam, how's it going?" -- "Keep in the back, yo".

"I went to see this awesome band, and had to leave early, total bummer!" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

"I'm feeling down, I need some help, what's your secret to life?" -- "I just try to keep it in the back as often as I can, yo!"

Origin: "It's really cold, I need to put this hat on" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

by turdfest January 30, 2014

dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 18, 2021

Back-snackin'

Back-snackin: (verb) to eat ass from the back. Typically utilized in doggy style position and reverse cowgirl on the face.

Tenn ended up in a world of shit while he was eating Evil's ass so that means he got lost back-snackin'!

by Tennessee2020 January 13, 2021

Gigger Back

An Insult used towards 3 ethnicity groups generally (ASIAN-GOOKS), (BLACK-NIGGER)-(HISPANICS-WET BACKS)
All- in -One slang term.

As seeing a group on asians,black people, and mexicans by the side of the road. (Where you going? You "Gigger Backs!")

by D.N.A August 21, 2011

Freckle Back

A rare occurrence when one's explosive diarrhea shoots up one's back.

"I think Timmy had to go home. He had poop stains on the back of his shirt and pants. Looks like a freckle back."

by CannedAir201 May 8, 2018