Who asked?

A term used by people with chronically low IQ, (also known as middle schoolers) as a so-called "come back" but in reality is very stupid. After the middle schooler says this they will think they're cool

Middle schooler one: your mom's fat!
Middle schooler two: okay? who asked??
Middle schooler one: ............. I did
***epic badass music plays and middle schooler one walks away***

by AnonyEx August 11, 2023

ask pregnant sans

For when questions need answering.

If you have a question, ask pregnant sans on Tumblr.

by I_love_feet March 1, 2022

ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY

august 20th = ask your crush out day!!!!

John: hi Emily you now what day it is

Emily: yes it’s august 20th why
John: we’ll its acc ask your crush out day so will you go out with me

Emily: REALLY I’ve been waiting for u to ask me that!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021

Spam Asking

When your parents ask you to do one or more tasks at a time!

"Spam asking" Oakley take out the trash and also feed the dogs and get the clothes out of the dryer!

by Doom_205 June 9, 2021

that kid who asked for your number

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected

ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run

by anonymous February 11, 2022

...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

by kubik2233 March 1, 2020

ask santos

"... he know it smell well."

What Ash Trevino says when asked about the wellbeing of her children.

Interviewer: "How does your nunu smell?"
Ash: "Ask Santos ... he know it smell well ;)"

by hotgirlshit777 March 5, 2025