Anal play

When a man/woman pleasure themselves by inserting their finger(s) into their anus, or rectum.

I just love anal play. Want some anal play?

by Poseor July 21, 2006

anal lube

A form of lubrication used in the asshole to prevent burning and pain.

That anal lube was very smooth.

She liked the feel of that anal lube because it was soft and cool on her asshole.

by Nathan Berg April 1, 2005

Anal handshake

To forcefully place your opened hand between a friends buttocks when they are in a vulnerable position.

I was just about to sink the 8 ball when jeff raced up behind me and gave me an anal handshake.

by Bogan King October 9, 2008

Anal Miner

A person who spends their time with their head up someone's ass

Kevin is a fucking anal miner, you can see feet hanging out Scott's ass every time he turns around

by KevinH8tr June 2, 2015

Anal Commander

a god of the battlefield gaming franchise :)

Person 1 - O God i got shot
Person 2 - were from
Person 1 - from over there he shot me in the ass
Person 2 - o must be anal commander then

by Commanders Slut September 10, 2011

anal bruising

The term a ho uses to discribe how her ass feels after having butt sex

I took a real ANAL BRUISING last night from Tom.

by Cpt. Stupid November 4, 2008

Anal Lease

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017