He owns you AND your mom. The host of "Loveline" an awesome radio show thats broadcasted from 10pm to 12pm on weeknights; also the co-creator of "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers"
Adam Carolla: Sometimes it sucks to be a straight guy. Take being in a shower room. Gay guys get to see all the naked guys they want, lesbians get to see all the naked girls they want, and for straight girls its like being at a car show; you get to admire all the nice breasts and butts like they are a nice Porsche. But us straight guys, the people who work the hardest and bring in the bacon get nothing to show for it! Sometimes I hate life.
by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004
Get the Adam Carollamug. One of the greatest authors of all time, well known for his Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series of books, the radio series came first, there were also the record releases, television series, and film. He also wrote 'Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective Agency, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Last chance to See, Meaning of Liff, the Deeper Meaning of Liff,' Made the computer games of 'Starship Titanic, and the Hitchhikers game' and started writing 'the Salmon of Doubt.' He also started H2G2, now overrun with BBC managers.
There's probably loads I've missed out, the man's accomplishments are hard to gather together.
There's probably loads I've missed out, the man's accomplishments are hard to gather together.
by Zimmy Samoyed December 9, 2008
Get the Douglas Adamsmug. A very emotional song By Blink-182.
The song is about suicide and overcoming it.
One of their more heart heart felt songs.
The song is about suicide and overcoming it.
One of their more heart heart felt songs.
by St3vo April 8, 2012
Get the Adam's Songmug. Informal slang term used by prostitutes. it references a client who is bombastic thinking himself God's Gift to all woman. He believes he has extraordinary skills at love and a particularly large, solid penis. In truth, he is an inept lover with a tiny, soft penis often deformed. In some instances, his belly is so big that the prostitute has to lift it up and out of the way to even find the penis, and normal sexual positions don't work.
The prostitute must go to great lengths to pretend sexual pleasure or else he becomes depressed, crying loudly and endlessly. Often, he will not leave demanding sympathy.
The exact origin of this term is not known. Folk lore among prostitutes is that a large, bombastic client looking somewhat like Santa Clause hired a cheap whore from Craigslist in Corpus Christi, Texas. He bragged about his vasectomy and said he was really going to let loose. He told the cheap whore she was in store for the greatest sexual experience of her life. He bragged about the size of his penis and said "it is even larger now that it is swollen from the vasectomy." He pulled it out, and it looked like a shriveled little hot pepper. She asked "is it in" and he started crying endlessly. She didn't know the guy's name, but her fellow prostitutes said "that sounds like Larry Adams." The name stuck and has been used every sense.
Most clients of this type tend to be lawyers.
The prostitute must go to great lengths to pretend sexual pleasure or else he becomes depressed, crying loudly and endlessly. Often, he will not leave demanding sympathy.
The exact origin of this term is not known. Folk lore among prostitutes is that a large, bombastic client looking somewhat like Santa Clause hired a cheap whore from Craigslist in Corpus Christi, Texas. He bragged about his vasectomy and said he was really going to let loose. He told the cheap whore she was in store for the greatest sexual experience of her life. He bragged about the size of his penis and said "it is even larger now that it is swollen from the vasectomy." He pulled it out, and it looked like a shriveled little hot pepper. She asked "is it in" and he started crying endlessly. She didn't know the guy's name, but her fellow prostitutes said "that sounds like Larry Adams." The name stuck and has been used every sense.
Most clients of this type tend to be lawyers.
Prostitute #1
Yeah, I had this John over. He gave me a tip. He was alright. I hope he becomes one of my regulars.
Prostitute #2
Good for you, I had Larry Adams over. I am getting out of the business. It just ain't worth it. I am going back to pulling ticks out of horses at the riding stables.
Yeah, I had this John over. He gave me a tip. He was alright. I hope he becomes one of my regulars.
Prostitute #2
Good for you, I had Larry Adams over. I am getting out of the business. It just ain't worth it. I am going back to pulling ticks out of horses at the riding stables.
by UrbanResearcher December 31, 2011
Get the Larry Adamsmug. by adamspeed6 March 25, 2010
Get the the Adam dancemug. he got kicked in the nuts by a player by the name of draymond green (aka thee nut-cracker) in the 2016 NBA Western Conferance Finals
by fenwantsthenamefen December 31, 2016
Get the Steven Adamsmug. Adam Black, born November 20th, 2002, is an American actor and entertainer. His most notable performance being The Wizard Of Oz musical where he played the Cowardly Lion at Centennial High School Bakersfield. His acting credits also include The Miracle Worker and Les Miserables which led to him being the youngest person ever to be nominated for the KHSD PEAAK Award. He is most well known for starting the phrase “Adam Black is my dad.” which he says was intended to be an inside joke among friends but quickly turned into a trend and the phrase appeared on bracelets, bumper stickers, and clothing items.
by Bakersfield Celebrities May 10, 2020
Get the Adam Blackmug.