Mop

The crustiest flabbing dollar tree ass looking bitch , that's the offspring of jaba the hut and big bird fucking in the backwoods.

Mops waistline be ever expanding this milky way

Mops so fat her visceral layer is as thick as the lost sea scrolls

Mop is fresh ashore orange county

I'm going to swoosh her around the bucket brillo pad ass looking hair makes a great toilet brush

by Spek257 November 12, 2021

mopped

when potato salad goes up your nose

look! That dude got mopped!

by Ozzy & sam December 3, 2020

Sloppy Mop

When a woman's vagina has part of the lips hanging out.
Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.

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Bob: "Oi, charlese?"
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".

by BigGayLion January 3, 2015

Wop Mopping

WOP = Without official papers
MOP = Modifying official papers

When an Italian forges documents in order to obtain credit or a loan.

Sal couldn’t get approved for a mortgage but a little bit of wop mopping his NOA and bank statements changed all that.

by Jeromeleggings June 14, 2022

Mopped

To be sweeped, or be bad at something.

“bro I'm so mopped”
“Nah, go mew”

by skymine123 July 16, 2024

local mop bucket

Where all the kewl kids hang at the KKK (Kewl Kids Klub)

Daddy Dave, the cunt: Are you coming out tonight?
Sexy Steve: Yeah, I'll meet you at the local mop bucket sweetheart Dave McGurdeyson ;)
Daddy Dave, the cunt: Ohayeeeeee see ya there baby
Both: White power, the cunt.

by DaddyDarecareKennedy, the cunt January 13, 2018

Dust Mop

A derogatory term for an attractive woman who is in a blue collar job for the sole purpose of attempting to seduce blue collar men and absorb all of the attention because they can't get attention elsewhere. Usually because they're an undesirable bitch.

Scott hired a new chick that's a total dust mop. Stay away man.

by Canyounottho November 15, 2023