Dildo bird

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.

I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.

by mudboy7 July 6, 2019

Grinder bird

Navy term for the seagulls that land on the grinder/blacktop that you march on.
In the chowhall you sometimes are served cornish hen, some new recruits have never seen a cornish hen and you tell them it's grinder bird.

Seaman Johnson: These are the smallest chickens I have ever seen.
Seaman Morris: Thats not chicken it's grinder bird.

by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

Angry birds

The most addicting iPhone game you will ever play. Ever.

I was up for 8 hours straight playing angry birds.

by Syehsreh January 4, 2011

The Biggest Bird

When someone has unspoken rizz, loves kids, and clearly is The Biggest Bird

Cod: Who is the biggest bird
Bod: Me I like kids and I got the rizzler of ozz

by Zeeku January 11, 2023

Baby birding

The art of baby birding requires a liquid, either water or booze, being drank by one individual and spit into another individual's mouth for pleasure and shared enjoyment.

I got so tanked last night. I couldn't refuse a single baby bird. Baby birding gets me everytime.

by Spitfam May 16, 2014

penis bird

A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......

Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?

Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation

The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation

by markunami March 20, 2007

flappy bird

A smartphone game designed in hell by Satan itself. It consists on helping a tiny bird who can barely fly, make its way through a forest of supermario's green warp pipes. It may looks easy but it's difficult as fuck.

-He's been playing with on phone for about half an hour when he suddenly bursted in anger, throwing his new phone against the floor shouting like a mad about some birds and pipes.

-What's your score at flappy bird? 8. How did you did that?!? I tried for about an hour and i only scored 3!!!

by jimmytriplesec February 9, 2014