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coke zero now with a hint of added vanilla 

Same great coke taste with zero sugar now with a hint added vanilla.
Me: *Watching Jack's Newest Video*
Jack: sAmE gReAt CoKe TaStE wItH zErO sUgAr NoW wItH a HiNt oF AdDeD VaNiLlA.
Everyone else: COKE ZERO NOW WITH A HINT OF ADDED VANILLA

Crypto Zero

When speculating in cryptocurrencies and crypto assets is a perfect recipe to delayed or no retirement, bankruptcy, or even jail imprisonment, thanks to the greed, dishonesty, and irresponsibility of founders of both cryptocurrency exchanges and stablecoins.
Since the collapse of crypto exchange FTX, a number of retired folks dabbling in the crypto ecosystem and hoping to maximize their savings have gone from zero crypto to crypto zero.
Crypto Zero by Fasters November 25, 2022

divide by zero

1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.

2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.

3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE

2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-

3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."

Guitar Zero

A downloadable video game clone of Guitar Hero. However, Neversoft decided it was too much like Guitar Hero, and sued it's ass. Despite Neversoft really not being allowed to sue them for anything, because some Japanese company owns the rights to rhythm video games that have guitars in them, Guitar Zero took down their website to go and make the game "Less Guitar Hero-ey".
Person 1: ZOMG, wi cantz i download guitar zero

Person 2: Because Neversoft's a bitch.

brown zero 

Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.
After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.
brown zero by computernut October 3, 2009

clean up on aisle zero 

Having to return to the bathroom to do a better job of wiping one’s backside.
Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”