Xavier Woods

Something The World Cant Handle. An Absolute Bitch Machine. Women, Men, Nonbinary, Anyone, Everyone, Everything. He Is God And Satan Himself. He Is Everything And Nothing At Once. He Is Xavier Woods.

Person1: "yo, why is that dude so.....yk?"
Person2: "his name is Xavier Woods, what do you expect"

by God42069PussyDestoryerDickSuck January 2, 2022

Up'ere in dem woods up'ere

Something hicks say to express where the woods are.

Up'ere= over there, up there, underneath. Basically, they use it to show the location of anything.

We was chewin' tobacco and hunting dem deer up'ere in dem woods up'ere.

by tigerontheprowl October 15, 2014

Tree Falls in the Woods

When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.

Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

by _yellow_ May 31, 2017

Wools

A person from st.helens. scousers tend to rip into them tbh but in all fairness lads from nearby huyton come to us for a bit off class because girls up liverpool are all sluts :)
Scousers often asume we copy them but tbh we would rob you blind as soon as look at you && we dont drink cheap cider on street coners like common whores :)

scouse lad : the girls up eya are all slags yenoo
mate : aye lad lets go to st.helens the girls are all well nice down there
scouse lad : yeah them wools are class laa

by AMZIE May 26, 2008

Woods

Referring to Hollywood, Florida. Woods are a very shady place with lots of trees.

Ima head to the woods and grab sum ghetty.

by 2La May 13, 2004

Woodsman

Someone possessing numerous strong qualities in parallel with nature. This makes them extremely attractive yet, one is unable to ruin the untouched natured of the person through dating, relationships ect.

James is such a woodsman, he can fend off a bear while knitting a pair of socks from organic wool and whittling a heart from a stump.

by LilyRainFlower March 4, 2011