wendenesday

The worst possible way to say Wednesday.

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: Wendenesday.

Person 1: Kill yourself.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Wednesdrunk

Ok, so it's humpday and you've already had a stressful week, and need a little break. Several of the local drinking establishments have Wednesday night specials, so you decide to go out partying and end up getting hammered or better known as Wednesdrunk! Be careful, because if you are recovered by Thursday evening, you might also become thursdrunk, and you might get in trouble for calling in sick to school or work, two days in a row!

It's only Wednesday and Robert has had such a rough week that he's not going to be able to wait until the weekend to party, so I'm sure he'll be Wednesdrunk tonight, and have a hangover Thursday morning.

by Towerguy Rob April 9, 2010

Wensday

It’s Wednesday but spelled correctly

Hey bro shouldn’t you be in school it’s wensday?

by Unamusing_Yuri May 19, 2021

only on wednesdays

Basically means exaclty what it sais, only on wednesdays. Created by a group in Toronto, to try and make wednesdays the best day of the week.

Guy 1: "She's pretty hot, but only on wednesdays."

Guy 2: "Yea, every other day is pretty brutal."

by TheGreatestGoon January 1, 2012

a case of the Wednesdays

feel like humping

When I see her walk by I get a case of the Wednesdays.

by budman461 April 6, 2011

cranky wednesdier

a person who is extremely cranky or crabby on a wednesday morning

girl: Hey whats up?
Guy: ( turns and gives the evil and eye) F off I didnt get enough sleep
Girl: jeeze are you a little cranky wednesdier

by littlemermaidrocks December 13, 2009

Wednesdaygender

Some bitch who loves a day in the week

She's Ohioan and Wednesdaygender, L

by ewiia38 December 22, 2022