The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.
Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous
Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous
Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?
by Chef_Bot August 5, 2023
Get the I think my pig is whistlingmug. Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.
Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"
James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}
Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"
James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}
Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"
by continual-insanity October 15, 2019
Get the we don't need the whistling jamesmug. A term used in frustration when someone claims to have done something for you and you find out that they have not!
Bertie Big Bollox - hey Ron, did you ask Brad about the tourney we discussed last week?
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -
Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -
Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!
by Bertie.Big.Bollox February 28, 2011
Get the Use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!mug. The Dixie whistling shit hole is any area in the south that is home to entirely of redneck,racist and people from certain areas of the South
Person one: man I hate the South
Person too man it's a Dixie whistling shit hole down there what else do you expect
Person too man it's a Dixie whistling shit hole down there what else do you expect
by Obama bin laden did 9/11 February 2, 2021
Get the Dixie whistling shit holemug. by tuboludo October 11, 2013
Get the the royal whistle is wet your highnessmug. Girl 1: I'm glad you broke up with that guy, he's nuts!
Girl 2: he was normal at first and then about 2 months in I knew what his true colours were and they got louder and louder and louder and they are so loud right now it's a higher decibel than he is able to even hear himself
Girl 1: He's obviously dog whistle crazy
Girl 2: he was normal at first and then about 2 months in I knew what his true colours were and they got louder and louder and louder and they are so loud right now it's a higher decibel than he is able to even hear himself
Girl 1: He's obviously dog whistle crazy
by scissor-me-timbre June 23, 2010
Get the Dog Whistle Crazymug. the eternal punishing lot of the male!
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
by michael foolsley June 5, 2011
Get the whistling tea-kettle syndromemug.