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dillon vega

A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !

Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.

Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. May 14, 2018
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Santiago Vega

Santiago Vegas are the type of people to eat all day and drop out to play Fortnite as a dream job.
Wow Santiago Vega sure is a try hard at Fortnite.
by Dis December 11, 2019
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Vegas weekend

Tuesday and Wednesday is considered the weekend for many people who work in Las Vegas, as they typically work through the actual weekend serving out-of-towners.
Guy 1: bro why did you send me Snapchats of you chugging liquor at 2am on a Tuesday?
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!
by jaybirdlaw September 21, 2021
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Vega

Referring to something of poor taste, many times used to describe behavior which one finds immature, ignorant, or just plain stupid.
Wow, did you see that crap Kanye pulled at the VMAs? That was just so vega how he took the mic from Taylor.
by Astro4life September 15, 2009
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Las Vegas Academy

A school for every gay person in Las Vegas, expect for dance majors, everyone's scared of them. Film majors are the best, and art majors have style. Music majors are all geniuses. Theater majors are loud but its okay because they arent dance majors. Theater tech majors are just there. They simply exist. Theres not much else.
Wow, Las Vegas Academy is awesome, except for the dance majors."
by MooseKing0770 November 22, 2021
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vegas corn

corn from vegas
by fooferdoof November 28, 2017
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slugging a vegas slot

Slamming your erect (or not) penis into the coin insert slot of a casino slot machine. Usually is until point of orgasm rendering the machine unusable because of the mass amount of seminal fluids.
Damn, slugging a Vegas slot really hurts but hell is it funny.
by NiggerCock101 September 13, 2016
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