moist turd gas

A fresh farty fragrance. Funny because it sounds like "mustard gas".

Aaron came over to Jeff's work station and laid down some heavy moist turd gas as a payback for the nasty bean bomb that Jeff had dropped on Aaron just 30 minutes earlier.

by Gregg Loogyanus December 7, 2006

Butt Turd

Often mixed up with the word Turd Butt, Butt turd is an insult used when you want to call someone a turd but you need something a little longer but not necessarily too much harsher.

Butt Turd has no specific rules and can be used in any context or situation. Although it's usually used in edition to a name rather than instead of. Although it can be used as a name.

Gareth: Chris, you butt turd get over here!
Chris: what you call me, fool!

John: Ben, why are you being such a butt turd?
Ben: err..
Elton: Ben's not a Butt Turd, you're the Butt Turd! But Turd.

by EricStines December 13, 2009

King Turd Of Shit Mountain

someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!

did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?

by rob oyns October 11, 2006

turd squirt

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!

You _fucking_ turd squirt!

by squirtle! February 14, 2005

Turd Braids

Another word for dreadlocks.

Look at the turd braids on that wookie!

by mach_10 July 12, 2007

wolf turd

an especially large joint. resembling a dried log of wolf feces

Damn!, look at the size of this wolf turd i rolled.

by Big C August 15, 2003

reverb-a-turd

When you flush your poopies dwon the toilet and one little poopy pops back up.

Look at that little poopy that came back up after I flushed, I caused a reverb-a-turd

by Jeff Moritz April 4, 2006