Dirty Turkey

A crack pipe made out of a miniature 5cl alcohol bottle, by banging a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver, and stuffing a {metal gauze} in the top.

I want my lungs wrapped round that dirty turkey arse motherfucker 24-7.

Lets slip off and do a sneaky dirty turkey in the pub toilet while no one's watching. Got a lighter?

by Spiritualist January 15, 2020

Amber Turd

A devious sex move in which the female has to poop on the male's side of the bed and then pretend like she didn't and that it's not funny

F: Hey baby, want me to amber turd tn?
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee

by GBalbo3odSw4g May 27, 2022

mrs. turner

A big fat ass that dosent let people go to the bathroom!!

A Mrs. Turner is a word that you will die if said or heard aloud in a 30 mile radius

by Gingaaaar June 3, 2016

Turd Monger

A Turd Monger is someone who has reached a state of having to pass a heavy bowel movement. The Turd Monger however, will not immediately relieve him/herself. Instead, they will allow their bowels to continue to expand as their fecal matter increases, resulting in noisomeness, gaseous emissions (commonly referred to as pre-shit farts) to be excreted from their posterior orifice while being within a close proximity of others. These exudations are generally quite robust and are slow to dissipate, thus resulting in a prolonged period of olfactory anguish to the recipients within range.

It's about time that damn Turd Monger Ricky decided to go and unload! Christ, that chair of his must be explosive by now, considering all the gas he's pumped into it.

by Big Ed Moustapha February 24, 2010

Turkey Vulture

A cougar past her prime, still on the hunt, but unable to bring down faster and wilier prey like the cubs she hunted during her prime. The turkey vulture is more reliant on incapacitated prey, akin to carrion, to feed her hunger for meat.

Are you kidding? She is twenty years past cougar, she's a turkey vulture.

by jewelsy April 21, 2011

turd merchant

Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.

"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"

by The duck! April 11, 2004

Turkey Bowl

Annual Thanksgiving friendly football game played at the Trails. 2008 was the 15th annual.

This year's Turkey Bowl was the best yet.

by Tarl Cabot December 18, 2008