Thomas Dixon

Is always mistaken for clouds.

"Now Sgt.Thomas Dixon, Just what exactly is a dixon?"
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."

by Leyer :D March 23, 2009

toolmaster

One who is proud of being the biggest jackass. Someone who imbraces being a tool.

Joe is such a asstard, he calls himself the toolmaster.

by Rider Joe May 10, 2009

Thomas Sawyer

when in an uncertain bathroom that is ridden disease you strategically layer toliet paper afloat so in which to provide a splashless decreation of fecal matter

damn. Wow were blacked out last night and ate too much taco bell. My asshole is burnt and frothy and walked like howard the duck because my thomas sawyer session was so righteous!

by harry feltabush February 8, 2010

Thomas eakins

An American painter, sculptor, and photographer who lived and painted during the second half of the 19th century. Known for incredibly realistic paintings, he painted mainly in Oil on canvas.

That painting is so fucking realistic, it's got to be by Thomas Eakins!

by Mr.Rogers III June 5, 2011

Thomaston

A construction area in Midcoast Maine in which residents inhabit. Located between the towns of Warren and Rockland, it is easily identifiable on U.S. Rt. 1 as there are miles of cars all waiting to get a glance of this one of a kind construction-land that is all the rage. Thomaston offers small eateries and salons for those who want to enjoy the day in constructionville as well as some local AirBnB's to stay in overnight if you want to get a full day's worth of beeping and diesel engines and the clanking of metal. Most people do not have jobs or places to go in Thomaston which is why they're always in their car in Main street enjoying the grand views of dirt, tar, and the group's of construction employees supervising one construction employee working. Thomaston is open year round but construction tourism begins in middle spring and lasts into the fall. Be sure to reserve your trip to see what's going on!

Bob: Hey what're you doing tomorrow, Sarah?

Sarah: I have nothing planned!

Bob: Would you like to go to Thomaston? The newest pavement exhibit will be on display and the lines are supposed to be long so we should get there early for a good view!

Sarah: That sounds wonderful! Let me tell my boss I'm calling out sick tomorrow!

by Midcoast Liberal June 13, 2017

Thomas Moore

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's so open minded and lighthearted you can't help but picture forever with him. Something you'll never forget is his breathtaking smile. His eyes are absolutely mesmerizing, sparkling, deep, and pulling you in for a warm embrace. The light of your life, he's someone who will put you in front of himself. he's hard to move on from, so it's best to cherish every second you have with him.
Will you marry me?

Girl : he's being so sweet
Boy: he's such a Thomas Moore

by mooseisemma July 18, 2017

thomas wade

A 15 year old who lives in a house who is rich in paper cut owning over 4 blillion pounds also has a yt channel with more subs than pewdiepie

thomas wade is just too gud

by Asian24 October 31, 2017