Tampon whistle

When eating a girl out while on her period as you finish you pull out her tampon with your teeth and blow a large breath of air and the tampon in her face spraying her face with bloody fluids

Dude, did you just tampon whistle me?!?

by Room number 6 August 1, 2019

Tomboy

The ideal Girlfriend

Jim: "Tomboy gf? Sounds like you want a girlfriend with titties bro."

Jacob: "Yes"

by Mr Stick May 15, 2021

Tampon Sex

Having sex with a man with a small penis while you’re on you period.

The sex was horrible!! His dick was small and i was on my period.

Damn, that’s what i call tampon sex.

by wh0re4niallh0ran June 24, 2021

Tampon Tight

Vagina the size of a tampon, anything bigger put inside will stretch it.

I’m tampon tight!

by WT613 February 10, 2022

Muddy Tampon

the sexual act of defecating into a woman's vagina

Brodie sure gave me a solid muddy tampon last night

by Muddy Tampon September 10, 2014

Pretty Tomboy

A Pretty Tomboy is a girl With a Unique Style who is Down asl with Dudes and is considered one of the dudes but She Like Shiny Things and Likes being and looking Pretty with her style and knows how to switch it up

Watch out She is a Pretty Tomboy she may have may dress or act like a dude but she can Take your dude if she felt like it

by LittyBratt4000<3 January 6, 2021

it's only temporary

A statement that 99.99% guarantees that a suddenly-foisted-upon-you undesirable situation/stipulation will be absolutely permanent, or at best will last for many months or even years. Alternative versions or "classic" variations include, "It's just till we get back on our feet" or "It's only till the third of next month", but we all know that things very seldom work out that way, particularly with "unmotivated" people who feel little urge to truly or actively exert themselves significantly to seek employment or otherwise improve their situation on their own, especially since they have you as a "crutch" to fulfill their basic daily-living needs for the time being.

Disgruntled middle-aged parent My teenage daughter assured me that, "It's only temporary" when she asked me to let her deadbeat boyfriend move in with us so that he'd have a place to live while he was "between jobs", but that was six months ago, and he's generally done nuthin' but munch potato chips and sit in front of the computer or TV all day and half the night!

by QuacksO February 10, 2017