toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.

Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!

by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019

Flag

Get the toilet banana mug.

Toiley Sniffs

The act of sniffing/huffing the seat, rim, or inner bowl of a freshly utilized public toilet.

I can't believe it. Tim's finally been barred from Crafty's, cause the bouncers caught him doing toiley sniffs in the women's room.

by Terry Spunwick May 26, 2019

Flag

Get the Toiley Sniffs mug.

Related Words

toises • toilet • Toilet paper • toilet duck • toilethead • Toilet Seat • toilet texting • toilet bowl • toilet brush • Taisei

Toileteggphobia

The fear of getting an egg thrown at you while you’re pooping in the toilet.

Kid: *screams on the toilet*
Mom: What’s wrong.
Kid: I’m afraid of getting an egg thrown at me.
Mom: That’s Toileteggphobia good job!
Kid: *screams*

by Lord Stephen February 22, 2020

Flag

Get the Toileteggphobia mug.

toilet squatter

ava (Keiper)

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.

by rattyiggle April 22, 2020

Flag

Get the toilet squatter mug.

Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.

In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'

by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 9, 2020

Flag

Get the toilet spoon mug.

toilet-trash

Adjective

A term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.

Noun
Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.

adj: “Fuck that restauraunt, the food is toilet-trash.”, “Miley Cyrus’ new album is toilet-trashy af.” ; noun : “We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party”, “Don’t park here. The toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit.”

by boardshaw November 9, 2020

Flag