atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.

Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night

by WPftw December 25, 2019

frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.

Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!

by lebbyz May 15, 2017

Ringed Toaster

A Ringed Toaster is a username given to albinos who ring out their nut juices

Damn ringed toaster has juicy nuts

by TheZer0ed August 29, 2021

Toaster

A very cool person I met on SCP SL very swag

Toaster is swag as hell

by HarperSmyle October 15, 2021

Toaster bonus

The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even though what you're trying to cook really isn't burning.

"I had a nice pile of toaster bonus on my counter after trying to dislodge a stuck bagel."

by Sakoesis October 18, 2008

Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.

by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022

Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.

My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.

by Noemad April 8, 2022