Tits Mahony

a person who enjoys "tits" more than any other average person

Man that dawg obsessed with dem tits, call him tits mahony

by lilcity321 December 15, 2009

Tissue Test

1) The process by which women rate "weepy" films. The more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.

2) The process by which men rate pornographic films. The more it makes them ejaculate, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute ass, the higher the film will rank.

1) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Marley and Me, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

2) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Lesbian Fuckwhores, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

by MagickDio July 17, 2011

Tits Out

To ride or race with a tremendous amount of effort, courage, or gusto.

The female identified equivalent of “Balls to the Wall”.

“She was riding Tits Out down the back straight away”.

by Betsy Zimbabwe September 24, 2020

Rolling tits

Rolling is the act of being high on molly.

“I’ve been rolling tits for 2 hours, that molly hit”

by Enor muskok August 4, 2019

lick tits

An alternate phrase for “kick ass” like let’s do this, let’s roll, let’s fucking gooo.

Zombie Apocalypse is in full swing; Two men prepare to escape from a never ending wave of the undead, one man loads his rifle, spins his hat around backwards, turns to look at other man and says “let’s lick tits”

by white suge knight June 30, 2021

Titschrist

Something absolutley amazing.

That girls ass is the titschrist.

by Shino The Jape Wrangler March 6, 2008

derp tits

A botched tit job in which the nipples face drastically different directions.

Sexy Cora was in the process of having her sixth boob job to fix her derp tits, but then she herself derped

by Diobjectica February 26, 2011