Titties

A woman's breasts.

Two "Titties" and a dub.

by Timmies814 November 8, 2014

Titties McGee

An amazing person who loves NCIS(especially McGee) and has large NATURAL tits. DDD or above. Used as a term of endearment by close friends, usually the ones who tagged you with it.

"Titties McGee! I love you and your large breastesses !

by TheOriginalTittiesMcGee March 7, 2011

calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"

Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.

by NicoDeGregorio February 11, 2014

Put the Silicon to the Titties

to apply oneself conscientiously to one's work.
it is similar to the idiom of keeping your nose to the grindstone in both meaning and logical origin (or lack thereof). Essentially, it is the 'grindstone' saying adapted to the 21st century, and more specifically applies to the elimination of procrastination tendencies, i.e. do work son.

Brennan: Damn fool, I wanna get keyed off that purp, but i got homework to do.
Scott: Bro, just put the silicon to the titties and hit me up when you're done
Brennan: Dopeskeet.

by seekingbj May 16, 2009

Titties

Things on a girl that B would smoke a blunt through and suck

I wanna suck those titties
Damn look at houriyas titties!! Said BiTITTY

by Protittystyle March 22, 2015

Jesus Titties

1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.

2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you

1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?

Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.

Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.

Bob: Jesus Titties!


2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!

Person: Jesus Titties!

by candyman7766453 December 9, 2008

Straight-Titties

Adj. Beyond "sweet".

Mike's newly restored Chevy Camaro is "straight-titties".

by The Ohio Ape June 1, 2009