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Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?
by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024
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scoop the booty

A term of endearment used when wanting to lay hands on your beautiful girlfriends buns
"Babes, you haven't scooped the booty in 50 years. please scoop the booty"
by spacebabes January 4, 2017
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scoop a bucket

A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken
“Here bro come scoop this bucket” “ye didnae clear it ya chicken” “wanty come scoop a bucket”
by Dyldo1872 November 8, 2020
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Scoop

When something really awesome happens or you think something is cool.
Homie: Yo dude, I got that 2012 Nissan Versa!!
Me: Damn bro!! That shit is sooo scoop!!!
by U-Sidee!! September 26, 2012
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scoop

An insufferable little cunt who believes anything he reads.
Man, this Scoop guy is a fucking retard.
by poopscoop123 December 11, 2018
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Flick Scoop

Here is the flick scoop that I saw in the previous day
by Urbandicteam September 8, 2018
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