golden noodle

the dildo of royalty. made of pure gold.

I misplaced my golden noodle, can I borrow yours?

by georgINA spellvin January 26, 2010

Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)

Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."

by KathMac December 9, 2008

Cup of Noodles

A cancer containing cup of chemically treated noodles and processed vegetables that you add water to and heat up in a radio active wave emitting microwave that causes brain damage. You eat it with a spork which is the opposite of classy.

"I sporked my cup of noodles and it was bitchin."

by Maruchan :) July 7, 2008

cup of noodles

One of the easiest and best tasting foods in the universe.

Cup of noodles go very good with a dash of soy sauce!

by PFFFFFT December 16, 2007

Angry Noodle

When sometime after receiving oral sex from a female, you discover a loose rogue hair intertwined around your junk. When it is pulled away, you then realize it is not your package-hair, as it angrily tickles while pulling it out...hence an angry noodle.

I pulled the longest angry noodle from between my cheeks and left nut.


That angry noodle has been hidden for at least twelve hours!


Karen left me with the most treacherous angry noodle I have ever had before.

by Turtle "stubs" Dailey March 30, 2009

noodle boob

a boob which is much longer than wide; typically one that sags or curves up in a noodle or banana shape

i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs

*points* look at the nooble

by Matt Huff December 11, 2010

beef noodle

A pussy that smells so old and bad that it rots of old beef and noodle stew.

Damn dude i was in that ass for like ten minutes, until i realized her shit was beef noodled.

by NWest1981 August 15, 2008