A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.
by Moist J October 6, 2018
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by Sevensevie November 6, 2017
Get the Moistmug. Moist is the most popular slang term of the 21st century. Nowadays Moist is used with a positive connotation. Moist refers to everything positive, whether it be cool, awesome, or simply pretty good.
How you doing today?
I'm pretty moist today thank you.
Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.
Aww dude that's so moist.
I'm pretty moist today thank you.
Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.
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by Moist is the Thing March 21, 2018
Get the Moistmug. When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019
Get the Moist Dianemug. When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.
Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
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Moist nipples: very firm
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm
by MoistFriend69 January 26, 2017
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