The Lizard

YEAH LIZ WHEELER! LOVE HER! Haven't heard that name in forever!

Hym "THE LIZARD! YES! She's the best man, very astute. Not as astute as me (Because I'm literally the paragon of that so-much-so that (Like one if the greatest anime characters (other than me)) trapped a grown man in a psychic loop) but still pretty good. Yeah. That's cool man. And would bang. So there's that."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

lizard look face

When you make eye contact with a stranger for more than 3 seconds and awkwardly smile or purse your lips, widen your eyes and raise your eyebrows then looks down or away.

Walked out of the show last night and awkwardly made eye contact with someone I didn’t know a bit too long and gave them the lizard look face.

Did that guy just give me the lizard look face? lol

by sixpackslim July 16, 2025

Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Arizona lizard

when you leave your dick out in the sun for days on end until it resembles lizard skin

"I was out so long i got a bad case of Arizona lizard!"

by Goofius Ah August 9, 2022

lizard land

Lizard Land is on a whole new planet not even scientists or astronomers have discovered. It is on a planet called Lizard World populated by lizard aliens who can take form as a human

Abygail: where have you been?!
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*

by AlienLizard4-91-y81-q98 May 15, 2018

butt lizard

some kind of slippery character who is looking for some butt.

Jeffrey was often seen lurking outside the old tavern looking at butts, he is a real butt lizard if ever i saw one.

by snooter69 October 15, 2017

Lizarded

The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.

The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.

by Xanax Man December 10, 2018