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Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024
mugGet the Click Crabsmug.

too quick click

What happens when the back arrow of the desired Internet browser doesn't work. It's too late to K.I.S.S. because you already made your decision. Now you have to retrace your line of thought.
1.) I did a too quick click and tried to use the back arrow only to find my previous page was untraceable.
2.) I didn't have the foresight to make sure clicking the mouse was my best decision; I made a too quick click.
by djsee4 April 16, 2009
mugGet the too quick clickmug.

Click Hit

When a song goes into the top 10s (sometimes #1) for a few days or weeks and drops more than 20 points due to it only being streamed by people who are online or their fan base that the general public never picked up.
Barb: Did you see that Trollz went #1?
Lamb: But it dropped over 30 points, it was just a click hit
by YoungsterSpooky June 29, 2020
mugGet the Click Hitmug.

click sad

The resulting feeling after you get too "click happy" in a software system and accidently screw something up or delete something that now you can't fix.
I opened up the new employee records program and got click happy. Now I can't find my records and it won't go back to the main page. I'm so click sad! Help!
by StevefromCorporate November 6, 2013
mugGet the click sadmug.

Dumb Clicking

Also known as "dead clicking" is when a person has too much energy but not enough brain power, and starts rapidly clicking (2 or more times in succession) in the same area of the screen instead of saving clicks and keypresses for intelligent and productive actions.
dumb clicking
Fanboi 1: Wow that LoL pro is spamming left Clic leik crayZ

Fanboi 2: League of Legends is a dumb game for dumb people so I'm not surprised how many dumb clicks per minute these guys are pulling

Fanboi 1: oof
by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020
mugGet the Dumb Clickingmug.

Shaft Clicking

Shaft Clicking is a Clicking method used for intense Minecraft PVP Combat, Commonly used by professional TNT TAG WARRIORS such as Nqrii, Ashw and bigman. The clicking method is done by making ur shaft (cock) jitter a high amount of cps, while on your mouse to give max cps and hit reg.
by VivysisMC June 5, 2024
mugGet the Shaft Clickingmug.

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