Chive Turkey 

One who spends an immense amount of time using the chive.

Me: What are you doing?
Steve: Chiving.
Me: You've been on the chive for a minute.
Steve: Like three hours.
Me: ...Chive Turkey.

Chive Turkey by JusCallMeBag January 28, 2013

turkey 

Rubbing your hands over your sweaty ballsack and proceeding to slap someone in the face with it.

Me: (My balls are sweaty...I'm gunna go turkey dan)
Dan: "Dude, why did you slap me...oh...you son of a bitch!"

turkey by BrieflyStated17 December 24, 2006

chocolate turkey 

When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.

While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.

chocolate turkey by Englebert November 10, 2008

stuffed turkey

When a girl is getting fucked in the ass and the pussy at the same time.

She is totally stuffed, hence the name.

(guy talking to another guy)
"Let's make this bitch a stuffed turkey"

stuffed turkey by alessanrda October 8, 2007

Turkey Day 

A really lame way of saying Thanksgiving. See, in Canada, we celebrate it in October, but in the States, people celebrate in Late November.

"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.

"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, New York! Hope you're enjoying you're Turkey Day! I know I am!"

"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.

Turkey Day by Exodus December 1, 2003

Sex Turkey 

One side of the infamous duo, Sex Turkey and The Piss Weasel, scourge of children everywhere. Hated throughout the world for being a couple of total cunt slapping, cock swallowing lunatics, this pair of bastards can usually be found participating in a spot of online donking or frying their bollocks in butter with a bit of marmite.

The Piss Weasel's just fucked up The Sex Turkey

Sex Turkey by FlotationDeviceLoverPortugese November 22, 2009

dirty turkey 

Is when you bend over with your pants down and u reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
1, You do this when your driving by a car or ppl.

Hey man let drive by these ppl and give them a dirty turkey
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dirty turkey by drive by April 16, 2006