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tired asshat

A tired asshat is someone that does the same old thing, the same old clothes, the same way of life when he was trending. And doesn't give a rats ass about the fact that he needs to up his game.
Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.
by aromabinger February 9, 2024
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tired

Cheyenne: Ooh that’s new
John: Ye wanna try it?
Cheyenne: tired *falls asleep*
John: wtf
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 19, 2024
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Leftover tired

The kind of tired you get after not sleeping or not sleeping well over the course of a few nights
Oh man I haven't slept in 3 days I'm so leftover tired
by UrbanSith December 20, 2016
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tired tea

"tired tea" refers to a beverage drunk before sleeping, with the purpose of calming a suden thirst.
Its use is generally independently of what the brew actually is.
Hey John, pass me the tired tea.
by Makel the magi October 25, 2020
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too tired to sleep

Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired
Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep
by You_are_fool October 22, 2022
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Tired

Feeling like you just want to lay in bed, not wanting to deal with the world, and just wanna cry
Person 1: Heyo hru
Person 2: I’m tired
Person 1: welp that sucks, hope you get enough rest! Gotta go now bye :)
by Agayhuman February 13, 2022
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[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.
by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009
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