Lie groups

(I'm sorry, they're not groups that Lie) groups of Lie type are the funniest jokes in mathematical group theory. Basically, all the math experts panic because they don't know what to call Liars. They concern "acting on" stuff that is "smooth" and have "many symmetries". (e.g. a piece of paper is smooth but with few symmetries; a circle is smooth (no sudden jolts) and has infinite symmetries.) technically, manifolds

Disputes regarding Lie groups' classification (techincally finite groups of Lie type iirc) happen due to isomorphisms and very similar properties. Derived from the classification of finite simple groups, Lie groups can exhibit unexpected isomorphisms with other types of groups. So we have no clue how to classify them.

Joke: 'Basically, the Lie groups all Lied and so the mathematicians got very confused'

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025

Lie

WHEN EEVEE SAYS SHE LOOKS ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECT

Thats a lie, You look perfect

by H0T M4N December 7, 2023

Me when i lie

A phrase used to backhandedly/sarcastically call someone out on their bullshit.

Random: “I was feelin’ all up on Megan last night brah…”

You: “That’s funny. Me when I lie.”

by kurpluthy June 10, 2025

No Lie

To be serious or telling the truth.

A newer version of this phrase is "no cap".

Person1:" Bro when you gonna give me back my 5 dollars."

Person2: "No lie bro i got you on Wednesday."

by FonutYt October 10, 2021

korean lie

When a Korean man promises that he will put it in the vagina, but puts it in the butt.

The guy just Korean lied me

by Rossreinhart July 9, 2018

lie snitchen

You are like snitchen when you tell someone exactly what happened, the truth;snitchen; but you dont tell them who did it, you lie and put the blame on someone else, someone who didn't do it.

"I know hes cheating on you, for a fact, I saw him leaving that hotel..he was with...ahhh... Debbie...", she said. "Quit lie snitchen!!, I saw you with him...No Debbie...your snitchen on him but savin your butt, nah that's lie snitchen foo"

by MissyBunnz August 2, 2020

Lie

The literal definition of lie is “I’m fine” if you’ve ever told someone that you’re fine it was probably a lie “I’m fine” is probably on of the biggest lies in the world

Hey how are you? I heard your (someone you care about) died.

Oh yea I’m fine. It’s ok.
Are you lying?

Ofc not why would I lie?

by Roastbeef1864 November 22, 2020