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muff unicorn

A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus
I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.
by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023
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Stash the Unicorn

A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.
I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
by killedbydysentery May 31, 2015
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Societal Unicorn

A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.
Dude, that girl is such a societal unicorn- she's 18 and never had a boyfriend!
by UNI1234 June 29, 2012
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The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”
by AidanTheHill123 July 25, 2023
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Bargoed Unicorn

A Welsh mythological creature similar to a magpie. It has a singular horn like claw, which it uses to steal the eyeballs of unaware passersby; which it then uses for sustenance.
Watch out! That's a Bargoed Unicorn, they steal eyeballs!
by WelshCyclops February 27, 2016
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unicorn treatment

When you stick a sticklike object up someone’s ass and fuck them
by The only pug July 16, 2021
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highway unicorn

a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.
e.g highway unicorn is good at that
i like highway unicorn
HIGHWAY UNICORN PLAY WITH ME
by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013
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