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Joint at the Uterus 

The female version of "joint at the dick."

When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.

Unbiological sisters.
Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
Joint at the Uterus by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011
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The Union 

A WWF stable in 1999, consisting of Mankind, Test, Ken Shamrock, and the Big Show, formed in order to stop the Corporation.
The Union pretty awesome. That's all I can say.
The Union by tonyyyyyyy June 1, 2006

Just the usual 

The phrase a woman uses to her friends to tell them a man (or woman) poked them.
"So what happened with you and that boy last night?"
"Oh you know, just the usual! =D"
Just the usual by amawanker April 3, 2009

THE URBAN WORD OF THE DAY

The daily dose to your wonderful day
When you see the urban word of the day, you’ll die.

The United States of America 

The land of the free.... and obesity epidemics... and mass shootings... and heart attacks... and fascism... and racism... and alcoholism...

Worse than Somalia.
"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS THA BEST CUNTRY IN DA WERLD!!! MUH FREEDOMS!"

The Used 

God....... I fucken live for The Used, I even got them on my grad. ring, and i have 3 tattoos RE: The Used! Fuck I still can't get enough!!!! And can't fucken wait to go see them again on New Year's Eve! Viva La Used. *KISS*KISS*
Bert, Branden, Jeph*a*, Quinn...Fuck my ass... choke me.
The Used by Noise & Kisses November 16, 2003

Queen Bitch of the Universe

I was born bad and got worse. The Old Queen passed away and I've been holding the successor's seat for a while now. Since no one has been able to make me move over, I think I'll keep the crown.

I am the last person you want to screw with because I will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones.

I am often imitated but never duplicated.

I am the ultimate bitch of all bitches.

I out rank all other bitches and have been known to bitch slap them until they come to their senses.

I can go from 0 to 100% pure Bitch quicker than you can blink.

I can make a sidewinder in the Mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison.

I'm so tenacious that I make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter.

Hell hath no fury to match mine....
I didn't realize that RecentCoin was Queen Bitch of the Universe. She really does have the name tag. Maybe I shouldn't have pissed her off.