Jew Mitts

When someone uses extreme force and overreach beyond their scope for self-interest.

Those people get their jew mitts into everything.

by Volksgeist July 31, 2018

Brooklyn Jew

A group of two or more loudly speaking women who appear to talk about anything and gossip about everything

Can you hear those Brooklyn Jews cackling amongst themselves?

by Schutz Staffel July 9, 2017

jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.

Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.

by Caucasian Asian October 13, 2015

Jew Ticket

I false ticket (Ex. Receipt or small piece of paper) placed under a windshield to trick a law enforcement officer or ticket maid into thinking you already have a ticket.

“Can you put a Jew ticket under the windshield”

by Silent NC December 30, 2020

Jew sandwich

two peices of bread put together beacuse a person is too cheap to buy the meat for the inside.

Mike : Hey want to go to Outback for dinner?
Ralph : I can't afford it, but i'll go eat a jew sandwich there.

by jizzle thomas June 5, 2007

jew me

term use when gettin over.(jew stores tend to be slightly higher than regular convient stores) over sellin a product on the streets

dude tried to jew me on these set of speakers.
i jewed this dude on those rims.

by jamesFIZZLE December 8, 2006

Jew Ha

The University of Hartford. The term derives from combining the abbreviation of the schools name, "U Ha" and substituting "Jew" for "U" owning to the fact that there are a large number of Jewish students (mostly from New York) in attendance.

I majored in Public Administration at Jew Ha.

by ekks September 24, 2010