Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.
Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."
Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."
Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."
Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."
Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."
by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013
Get the Dutch Bastardmug. It is like roulette. It is when a lot of men cum inside one woman. When that woman gives birth whichever man matches the DNA test of the baby, that is their baby.
by adog69 April 28, 2011
Get the Unlucky Bastardmug. by Christine December 8, 2004
Get the Bastard Ballsmug. by Hobbes Black June 28, 2005
Get the squirrely bastardmug. 
1. Someone who is constantly coming up with excuses for why he can never make it to anything he has planned to do.
2. Someone who emits a feeling of uneasiness and is hard to fully trust, either due to past experience, reputation, or just plain being sketchy.
2. Someone who emits a feeling of uneasiness and is hard to fully trust, either due to past experience, reputation, or just plain being sketchy.
1. Man, that Daniele guy is always telling me about how he has to spend time family bonding or how he has to do something else right before he's supposed to show up somewhere, he's such a sketchy bastard!
2. Garret is always making me uneasy, he just has that reputation of never following through with anything, guess he's just a sketchy bastard.
2. Garret is always making me uneasy, he just has that reputation of never following through with anything, guess he's just a sketchy bastard.
by Clutch Pro June 1, 2010
Get the sketchy bastardmug. A phrase popularized by a conservative talk-show host to refer to the indigents who choose to live outside their means, pump out kids from multiple "baby-daddy's," and refuse to work, leaving honest, hard working, tax-paying Americans to foot the bill.
What caused the American economy to pseudo-collapse in 2008?
- Oh, that's because Bastard-factory America got mortgages on homes they couldn't afford and never intended on paying off...they're still unemployed hoping Obama's "spread the wealth" will trickle down.
- Oh, that's because Bastard-factory America got mortgages on homes they couldn't afford and never intended on paying off...they're still unemployed hoping Obama's "spread the wealth" will trickle down.
by iAmOtto December 9, 2008
Get the Bastard-factorymug.