tartmobile

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.

Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!

by The Bushmaster June 7, 2016

Tartaglia

Lover of Snezhnayan Queen, and Snezhnaya's greatest love machine.

Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨goneee🌈

by FuCk- Idropped my CrOsSaNt March 21, 2021

Tartaglia

A hot mfing ginger thats the eleventh of the fatui harbringers from genshin impact

(whom i sadly lost 50/50 to mona but got him on the next 72 pulls :'>)

P1: That ginger from Genshin Impact is soooo hot!

P2: Yes, that's Childe, who also goes by Tartaglia.

by a genderfluid toaster November 14, 2021

Tarter sauce cup

A belly button waiting to be filled with cum

Mind if I make a deposit in your tarter sauce cup girl ?

by magoo3 February 21, 2018

Tartoofed

The state of being supremely high, beyond cognition.

Carter : Bro I can’t feel my hands.
Stuart : You are absolutely tartoofed

by Armored September 5, 2019

Tartaglia

hottest fucking ginger ever, he’s so hot and his hand 😍😍😍😍😍

A: i don’t like tartaglia
b: go fuck yourself

by anonymous November 21, 2021

tartaglia

tartaglia is a hottie with a hottie body
some people call tartaglia ed sheeran, but that is simply not the case. tartaglia has foul legacy, ed sheeran does not. tartaglia also has a 9 inch dick. ed sheerandoes not.

speaking of long cooldowns, id wait for the full duration of tartaglias cooldown for him to look at me

i want tartaglia to eat me alive, or any other way he wants to use me
there are approximately 10,10,300 in the English dictionary, and not a single one of those words can define how much i love tartaglia

foul legacy, more like foul fuck me

person 1
"tartaglia is so hot, if he ripped me limb from limb and ate my family, id thank him for looking in my general direction. "

wendys worker
"ma'am, this is a wendys"

by vixeen March 22, 2022