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Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018
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Tart

Someone, often a girl (but not only) that dresses and/or acts like a whore.
For example, Dorian Green from Birds of a Feather is 100% a tart.

Tart can be used as an acid remark, a bit like bitch.
It's rude and mean, but often used as a funny joke between friends.
"God, that girl is such a tart.."
"Why? She seems kind."
"Just look at how she dresses. SOOO slutty!"

"God, that guy is such a tart.."
"Why? He dresses normally."
"Just look at how he act. SOOO slutty!"

"Heyy!"
"Damn, hey tart! It's been a while"
"Biiitch, ikr!"
by Yana <3 February 3, 2019
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Pop tart

One who claims to be tough but is soft on the inside
Your a pop tart sweet heart your soft in the middle I'll eat you up for breakfast ...
by Poppy 717 gbb September 1, 2018
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pop-tart

when you high AF and you get that warm feeling inside.
Im as toasted as a pop-tart
by smcelwee September 5, 2018
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Cajun Sweet Tart

The act of eating a Popeye's spicy chicken tender out of a prolapsed anus.
"I had to end it with Becky because she kept asking me to give her a Cajun sweet tart
by forkandahalf October 8, 2018
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tart wagon

We just got passed by a tart wagon .
by LocalJ August 13, 2022
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