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P.H.I.T.T.

Acronym. Punch Him/Her In The Taint. If extremely upset with someone the word Punch can be replaced with Punt Him/Her In The Taint.

Uses: To be used when someone is being an annoying, whiny, high maintenance A-hole. It should be what you want to do to that person upon seeing the behavior and wanting to positively punish the negative behavior through PHITT behavior modification. Especially useful when athletes are not playing to their potential and need something more than a swift kick in the butt.
"That woman/guy is complaining about everything today, it makes me want to punch her in the teeth but instead I think he/she will understand my anger better if I P.H.I.T.T. 'em."

"If he/she doesn't start having fun on this adventure I am going to P.H.I.T.T. her right out of the car"
by thy_jestyr September 15, 2011
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T. P.

While T.P. normally stands for toilet paper, it can also be used for grown ups, specifically men, to describe their time in the bathroom. T. P. stands for TOILET PENIS or TESTICAL POO, which is when a man goes to take a dump, he sits down, and penis touches the toilet water or worse, poop.
Guy 1: Dude I got T. P.'d in the bathroom
Guy 2: Aww, man that sucks!
by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 9, 2015
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P.J.A.H.T

P.J.A.H.T. stands for Pre-Jock Ass Hole Tool, those kind of people at your school who think they're hot shit cause they wear your town's football team's jerseys/ school colors, and they think that their physical skills will take them through life, and they can treat everyone like they're not worth shit cause they aren't as physically skilled as they are. They also think they can tell people to grow a pair, suck their dick, etc. just because they're on the football team. Usually poorly educated. Pretty much, a total dickhead.
P.J.A.H.T.: hey, bitch, grow a pair, and i'm so cool cos i wear school colors, and my penis is huge!

Me; fuck you, you dickhead. no one likes you, you're a tool because you wear school colors, and your dick is 2 1/2 inches long.

P.J.A.H.T.: *runs towards me at full speed*

me: * moves away at last second and the pjaht runs into a wall, and i walk to my friend michael*

me: what a douche

michael: nah, he's a P.J.A.H.T.
by peoplelikethatsuckballs December 3, 2010
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s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

The act of being very forgetful.
my girlfriend forgot to give me a goodbye kiss. She is such s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t
by s_t17 May 14, 2008
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T. P. E.

Let T. P. E. This!
by Samwhich2017 December 16, 2017
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T.A.K.O.P

Teens Against Kitties On Poles
I'm from the T.A.K.O.P organization, we preach absentince!
by raeroochella March 2, 2009
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.t.r.a.m.p

A thot running anybody mouth Or pussy
A tho running mouth or pussy .T.R.A.M.P
by SlidinyogirlDMS September 11, 2020
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