Sampada

A girl with an alter ego and altered tits

Person 1: Do you like sampada?
Person 2: No , she is the type of person i like to jerk off to

by assinsidemymind July 24, 2023

Simpathetic

An individual who is "sympathizing" with a girl. They would be considered a simp for leaving prior acquaintances and pathetic for needing a girl that badly.

Ken was being simpathetic man, he left us to play with a random girl he just met instead of us.

by Derpeldore August 14, 2023

Simpathy

When a guy only cares about a girl because he is simping.

Jake has simpathy for Sarah because he wants to get in her pants, if he didn’t he wouldn’t care.

by 3vanescence August 20, 2023

Simpanzee

A simp, but to a huge degree. Millennial or Zoomer who thinks he can nice guy his way into women’s pants, then gets all enraged when it doesn’t work because woman don’t actually like simps. The simpanzee is significantly worse than a simp in degree.

Look at my man buying his “best female friend” dinner again so he can not close with her. My man is a simpanzee.

by CPT Ron July 21, 2024

Symla

Shut your monkey looking ass

“No one likes you”, “Symla”

by Carlo Muro September 21, 2023

Simpagraph

A paragraph sent to a special someone that is supposed to be very heartwarming but ends up being desperate, clingy, corny, creepy and way too long. A modern, online equivalent to the love letter. See "Simp"

George, the 'nice guy' gives his crush a simpagraph every night in hopes she will one day notice him

by Pimcsnumber September 25, 2023

Sampatti

The sweetest girl you will ever come across. She's pretty, tall and smart with beautiful eyes. If she likes you, consider you've hit the jackpot, and be sure not to reject her when she does ask you out. She might be extroverted and confident but her heart is as pure as gold, so don't break it.

Guy: Hey, Who's that?
Girl: Oh that's Sampatti, she's very pretty isn't she?

by pseudonym_usa November 6, 2023