(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.
*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.
*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.
Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”
Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”
Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”
by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007
Get the Sword Swollar'mug. OMG!!!! YOU SWORDED!
by someone353535353535353353 May 27, 2022
Get the swordedmug. by Nsisgejsjjssh September 6, 2021
Get the Dirty swordmug. by FirewallCZ March 13, 2017
Get the sword art online 2mug. when you get two lady boys from thailand and watch them sword fight while masterbaiting and finish on the winnner ( thailand sword fight )
by huckle berry February 27, 2025
Get the Thailand sword fightmug. by boobs2012 January 2, 2012
Get the sword ottermug. During a threesome with one partner tied up. The other two males tickle the first with the tips of their penis's.
by mius October 21, 2014
Get the Tickle-Swordsmug.