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The fear of Sun Tzu

Ur mom so fat -Sun Tzu probably
guy 1: hey you wanna hear a sun tzu quote
guy 2: no i have the fear of sun tzu
by Sun Tzu Mom February 11, 2022
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Sun-Dried Tomatoes

The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.
{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."
by Pize October 15, 2004
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California Sun Chip

While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.
Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip
by mr.funnybones April 4, 2010
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Black Hole Sun

The shape the lighter makes when you burn heroin on a spoon. It's a yellow ring with a black center. Like a "Black hole sun".
Guy 1: Hey have you seen that black hole sun?
Guy 2: Yeah man I have just what you need.
or some such bullshit
by Mau5Trapp5 August 21, 2013
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Sun kissed lothario

Usually a man who spends his time oiling himself and making harrowing comments to young ladies. Thinks a lot of himself and likes to wear shirts with the buttons undone. Also wears sun glasses on head and always look like he is pondering what to say to his next victim.
Look at that pervert, what a Sun Kissed Lothario

David Hasslehof is a Sun Kissed Lothario
by Timio June 11, 2006
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