Smell Hair

Smell Hair is a bar game in which players take turns smelling strangers' hair without being noticed. As made famous by smellhair.com.

"Do you want to go to the bar tonight and play Smell Hair?"

"Sally just Smelled Hair on a Troy Polamalu lookalike!"

by Harry Smellington March 6, 2012

don't ask don't smell

Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.

“Pee-yoo! Who did that?”
“Don't ask don't smell.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 25, 2010

smeleanor

a common play on the name eleanor, often used to describe a heartless bitch who cant practice proper hygene. Smelle is a common variant.

Smeleanor doesnt care about anything--and she cant figure out where that awful fish stench is coming from (hint: its your dirty pussy)

by trying to wipe that smelle off April 25, 2005

i smell you dirty

another way of saying "i feel ya", "i understand".

jareez: wow, today sucks.
chad: i smell you dirty

by bromandudebro May 5, 2011

smell

A term that is used to replace normal nouns or verbs describing leaving or dying.

I totally just robbed a bank and smelled like 4 bitches!

by Deuce51283 August 23, 2009

You smell like skittles

What Sadists say instead of "I love you"

Josh: You smell like skittles.
Amber: AWWW thanks! You smell like skittles too.

by kaythanksbye2 and Pistachio Nut November 7, 2005

darcy smell

a very fine smell emitted by the dolphin skin like vagina of one darcenator

eric, does that (darcy smell) smell familiar?

by tim May 5, 2004