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Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.
Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.
by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014
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Stanley Steamer

A person who eats stinky fishy pussy to get it clean!
Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner.
by 1337 Sauce! February 25, 2009
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Stanley Steamer

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Another name for The Mummy.
Tough on dirt, gentle on 'carpet.'
by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005
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Stacey

The name for teens who suffer from OMGD. OMGD stands for "Obsessive Male Gender Disorder" and is in fact a real disease of the brain.
A Stacey:

"OH MY GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!!! I JUST WANT TO MELT. HE'S SO FUCKING HOT. SOMEBODY SHOOT ME BEFORE I COLLAPSE. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"It's been 2 days since he's replied to my Facebook message! He doesn't like me!"

"Lol maybe he will reply tomorrow?? I really really really hope so! lol"

"Haha yeah... umm.. he so does NOT wanna talk to me.. hahaha... i looked at his page (again =( ).. and he's had activity and all.. but didn't reply to my second message. haha. I suck!"

"HAHA. so i log on and i see he replied! haha. I HAD TO WAIT SINCE SATURDAY AT 1 AM"

"My left eye shed a tear when i saw that he wrote me!"

"I miss being held."

"If it starts getting obsessive you'll know.... and you'll know cuz i'll be flying out to see him"
by yourenglishisgood June 6, 2009
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Stacey

Girl.
Skanky.
Attention seeker.
Like to feign many types illnesses and capture innocent retarded men for evil doings and drunken fun wearing her moms clothes.
Wears make-up that reflects car headlights, this stops The Stacey from being run over (the last thing The Stacey needs is an actual injury)
Only friend is a potato with lipstick on.
Girl 1: Ohhhh i'm sorry, my stomach hurts... and my arm and hair... I can't come in to day.... *groans*

Girl 2: Get the fuck up, don't be pullin' no Stacey on my today bitch! Oh and give your mom her clothes back and throw that fucking dirty spud away!
by thepinkyswear June 23, 2014
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stanley

damn Ramon you lookin' straight stanley with them dirty jays on right now man.
by juan hancock May 28, 2009
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stacey x

'im seeing stacey today'
"stacey x?"
'yeah"
by guerillaxy December 26, 2008
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