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smurf berries

see Blue balls; refers to The smurfs cartoon, in which, a village is populated entirely by male mythical blue creatures,with the exception of one female.
As soon as my sister realized it was me, she pushed me offf her. Now i have smurf berries.
by sinpunk May 6, 2011
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Smurfette Conundrum

When you're the only girl in a group of friends and your role in the group/team gets simplified to "the girl" or worse, "the potential love interest." Oftentimes, the rest of the group will assume you're sleeping with or consider you as "claimed" by one of the other members of the friend group, as if you were property or a prize as opposed to a person with agency. This situation is punctuated by the fact that you are attracted to none of the people in this group. And in the worst case scenario, they're assuming you're sleeping with the least attractive member of the group.
If you have a solid group of male friends and you treat them all equally, this stereotype can dissipate, but it's rare. The only true defense is to make sure you are as non-flirtatious as possible with your male friends, but that's where the conundrum comes in, because if you're even just breathing, males will assume you're a thot.
The Smurfette Conundrum is common in male-dominated environments where women have minimal choices outside of having many male friends. This stereotype is perpetuated by the majority of mainstream tv series.
"Hey, I've been hearing things about you and Jake from his buddies? What's going on with you two?"
"Oh ew no, Jake's just my friend. I bar-hopped with him and his boys a few times and they assumed he was banging me. It's a typical Smurfette Conundrum, but it doesn't matter, Jake just needs to be escorted back to the friend-zone he tried to crawl out of."
by RachelLutherQueen July 14, 2018
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smurfed

To turn something blue, like laundry.
Dagnabit Ralph! You washed your new jeans in with my white bras, and now they have been smurfed.
by perishable517 May 20, 2005
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smurf

Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!
If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?
by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003
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The Smurfette

Take a bitch into a Porta Shitter and rail her from behind. Start very quietly say "oh yeah Smurfette" Progressively get louder until the unsuspecting bitch asks you "who is Smurfette" Promptly dunk her head into the blue water and say " YOU'RE SMURFETTE BITCH!!! " You can also use Cunt if you prefer.
Hey Jarett ! I just gave your mom the Smurfette!
by JAMES COLLIN OHARA June 20, 2010
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pink smurf

Pink smurf is a canadian bong.

see poo snooters}
Brian: Hey dude try a hit on this pink smurff!!
Jake: *hits on pink smurf*
Jake:"im so high i dont know what im doing?"
Brian: "Oh no!"
Jake: *blows head off with shotgun*
by lovetofly94 March 4, 2005
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papa smurf

the ultimate pimp daddy, usually in their 40s with a beer belly.
i solicit my body and give the money to papa smurf and he takes care of me
by STEVEN THA numba one stunna February 3, 2004
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