Fun Spunge

Somebody who sucks the life blood out of any and all forms of enjoyment expressed by others.

God I'm glad Bex isn't here, it's impossible to have fun around that girl, she's such a fun spunge.

by Jakob lew October 24, 2016

office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017

Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017

love smudge

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car

My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.

by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018

Scratch Sludge

When you take whatever random ingredients/leftovers you have in your kitchen and mix them together into a meal or filling. Easy way to clean out your fridge and make food at the same time. Whenever I make it, I bake into enchiladas.
Call em Alex's Leftover Enchiladas. Ooooold family recipe.

"I needed to clean out my fridge and was hungry af so I made some scratch sludge."

by pseudonymph June 11, 2018

Diabete sludge

When you get a piece of chocolate on your body

John: I'm about to die gemmie sugar

Brian : I don't have any shit you got it all over your body your fucking diabete sludge

John: fuck you

by Fuckerindapussy4 November 11, 2018

Rug smudger

A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.

That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.

by Axe smacker August 29, 2019