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Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
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When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
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A person who likes sucking big, fat, juicy dick. also used to mean that you are sucking them off, to be a kiss ass.
now more commonly used by high schoolers
A person who likes sucking big, fat, juicy dick. also used to mean that you are sucking them off, to be a kiss ass.
now more commonly used by high schoolers
person 1:first sergeant, you look handsome today.
first sergeant: thank you, ur a corpral now
Person 2: wow what a slurp
first sergeant: thank you, ur a corpral now
Person 2: wow what a slurp
by Pv2. all day April 16, 2010
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by trumpetfarter April 9, 2007
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Sean- dude last night Emily let me pull a hungarian slurpie on her!
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.
by D-man choo November 11, 2009
Get the hungarian slurpie mug.1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 25, 2009
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