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splatter face

The name you call someone after you give them a facial.
Hey you know Eddie G? I made his mom a splatter face last night.
by Daddies Big Girl February 26, 2017
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Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.
His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.
by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017
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Spitter

A spitter is a bottle, usually a old pop or beer bottle that you spit in during the act of chewing tobacco. It is like a redneck version of a spittoon.
Hey bud, can you hand me my spitter or hey bud can you hold my spitter.

Another example is "hey bud stop spitting your chew on my truck floor, here use a spitter .
by Sexycat889 March 9, 2017
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splatter party

A social gathering at which feces/defication fetishes are enjoyed. Any gathering in which the focus involves the spreading, projection, or excessive use of bodily fluids for fetish satisfying purposes. Often refers to group parties at which individuals lay under a glass table while others deficate on the glass above them (aka glass bottom boating), though may be more specific to the observance of more explosive diarrhea in this context.

May also refer to gory horror/slasher movie marathons or group viewings.
Jaime got to observe his first glass bottom boating at the splatter party last weekend.
by Female Troubles April 6, 2017
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Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.
I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.
by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017
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Splatterhorn

The crap that gets on the bottom of the seat when poop splashes.
The housekeeper was disgusted when they lifted the seat to see the splatterhorn that was left behind.
by keshrin August 29, 2017
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splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.
God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.
by Hellsprung December 6, 2017
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