Syracuse Soggy Waffle

An amazing stunt if you are able to pull it off. You need stealth and suprise. You finish shoot a load on your partners face. While the load is fresh you pull out a tennis racket and whack him/her in the face with it. Creating a "grid" or waffle look on the facial region, the come will drip through the new indents, and you have the soggy waffle.

That girl has a poor attitude, she could use a Syracuse soggy waffle.

by Cashese May 31, 2009

soggy bag of dicks

Being really mad

Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks

Nick nick nick

What a crazy guy

Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DDbja December 14, 2013

soggy chili dog

In regards to performing anal sex on your partner when she is stuggling with explosive diarrhea. Even so it doesn't bother you or your dirty little penis that is now covered in brown chunks of what was once Taco Bell.

Last night I gave Melanie a soggy chili dog right in her tight little brown eye.

by lil smokie April 28, 2006

Soggy Hot Doggy

Cartoon comic book character created by 4th graders

Soggy hot doggy has saved the day

by Tow. Mator December 3, 2019

soggy anus

The state of the anus after it has been jizzed on.

"cor blimey he must of had a case of the blue balls cause he barely hitch hiked the hershey highway when he unleashed a soggy anus!"

by slutboy April 16, 2006

Soggy Nutter Butter

When you get a blender, you cum all in it and then you shit in it and then mix it up and stick your dick in it so it sticks to your dick. Some girls like it this way!

Joe: Hey man this girl wants a Soggy Nutter Butter. Can i borrow your blender?

Dustin: Sorry I need it tonight for my chick.

by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009