When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 07, 2021
Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.
Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.
by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011
by Omi lover May 04, 2022
When you have too much going on, and you are feeling overwhelmed, you are said to have a "head full of Smurfs"
Fred was juggling multiple priorities, he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't make a decision, his excuse was "sorry, I have a head full of smurfs at the moment"
by Roving Jay October 18, 2011
by Calvin Carrier May 04, 2006
by _NotRacistAtAll_ January 03, 2017